Tuesday, 31 December 2013

I am rich but

I am rich but 2013-12-31 08:51:34I'm kind to all the little people and peasants. I sometimes tip as much as fifty cents. I'm not § Pillow_Humper2013-12-31 08:51:28You need to look up what a double negative 2013-12-31 08:50:55is. Based on that, I should call you a trashy, common, undeducated, whore.i am not trashy, common, nor a whore FairCognac2013-12-31 08:49:48i am confused about the use of double negatives I don't get it § 2013-12-31 08:49:45I don't think he's a jerk § Pillow_Humper2013-12-31 08:49:37I was damn good at it UnChained12013-12-31 08:48:51cops would be behind me, I would close one eye to keep from seeing double, and never get pulled over.I'm a very responsible person, actually. We all 2013-12-31 08:48:38are child-like at timesI don't. I bring them to my condo instead of my 2013-12-31 08:48:31house.I spotted you last Saturday 2013-12-31 08:48:19At the club house really? 'cause i was praying for just one _taint_2013-12-31 08:48:17of your cool, moist hands in my boxers...Can I borrow $20? Sweet-Lips2013-12-31 08:48:09Just kidding :)I don't. I do talk about all the places I have 2013-12-31 08:48:00been to, but any poor backpacker can say the same. I bet five minutes into every date you Pillow_Humper2013-12-31 08:47:06bring up your wealthi just want ur + cl forum green points. § FairCognac2013-12-31 08:46:36chi*i* had no follow-up questions... _taint_2013-12-31 08:46:12for the record. but your clam shouldn't "hang"...I'm very rich -2013-12-31 08:45:39but obvioulsy I don't trumpet that due to all the gold-digging whores out there. But that doesn't mean I don't enjoy my wealth. I do live in a nice palatial estate and I drive a decent BMW, but I shop at places like Macy's and Nordstrom's and don't go overboard. I also own a condo and meet new women there, so they only see me as being some "rich" lawyer or executive type, and not some mulitmillionaire.Ooooo, no. i meant a pet name like... _taint_2013-12-31 08:43:43droopy or sneezy or scooter....I'm gonna bring my date home in a truck? UnChained12013-12-31 08:43:00j/k, don't drink these days.chiI hope it's more than underwear young lady ;p Saffire2013-12-31 08:42:56lol I drive better drunk § stinkydogbutt6662013-12-31 08:42:31okcI hear you. Same here but love Qwert1112013-12-31 08:40:54is a crazy thing. You never knowunkhe did say to get their parents permission -2013-12-31 08:40:07"Excuse me sir, but might I deflower your underage daughter? You see, a christian always gets permission first. So might I do the deed with your pubescent daughter?"unkhe grincol! -2013-12-31 08:40:06you're an asshole. i seriously don't like you. i hope the new year brings you more trouble and problems than you can imagine, like terminal disease, hardship, poverty and great suffering. i hope you get hit by a wheat combine out in the middle of a big field where nobody sees you and you bleed to death. you are a big fat piece of shit. die motherfucker, you stinky turd! happy new year!nyc*i* may ALREADY BE a weiner!!!! § -2013-12-31 08:40:04unkI've never been with a rich man. § Sweet-Lips2013-12-31 08:39:59unkI have my own too -2013-12-31 08:39:56it's just really neat to go to the Turks and Caicos first class and stay at a luxury resort on whim one weekend because he has the means to do it.pfnwe had really rough sex -2013-12-31 08:39:49it hurts so bad i was considering going to the doctor.okcI am 40 and still love milk § --2013-12-31 08:39:39okcI'm not ready to love for a long time § -2013-12-31 08:39:05



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