Back in the day when I was in college, six of us

Back in the day when I was in college, six of us 2013-10-31 11:39:52lived in this European style apartment-4 bedrooms-two doubles and two singles and two shared bathrooms. Anyway this one kid-couldn't have weighed a 150lbs soaking wet, maybe 5'7" tops-was getting the most (and finest ass) in the flat by far. So much so, that his roommate (he was intially in one of the doubles) complained and said he had to swap for one of the singles cause he was getting sick of sleeping on the couch so often when he was "entertaining." So none of us could figure out how this short skinny nerd was pulling such fine ass. Well, I discovered why one day when he got out of the shower. His cock hung about 3/4 down his thigh. Thing had to be close to a foot long soft. AFter a while it was evident that word of his prowess was spreading. We'd just throw parties and scores of hot chicks would show up. Being the opportunistic person I am I benefited nicely from his rejects. If it weren't for him I wouldn't have gotten laid 1/4 as much as I did. And they say size doesn't matter. All I can say about that is EL OH EL!!!obnoxious essoteric_larry2013-10-31 11:39:10damn dad! I come to fuck. Let's have a father and son talk. I bare knuckle.I was thinking the same thing § youserveMe2013-10-31 11:38:01Awesome. I'd go as cartman if we were going to t smashingbricks2013-10-31 11:37:40He same placeI've got a reason, you're a moronic POS § reasonshavebeenstated2013-10-31 11:36:25Primarily physical health, then 2013-10-31 11:36:19I get a "sense" of him. The way he moves, speaks, dresses... But I will say that I am not attracted to short men. At all. No matter what they do. lots of things.. but in order 2013-10-31 11:35:51from most important to least: waist smaller than hips. sexy legs (shapely calve, smallish ankles, meaty thighs) nice ass (from my POV, not yours! i like some meat) tits arms that are either muscular or a little on the fat side but definitely not stick thin! face hair Big extra points if you wear high heels, stockings and tight (but not too tight) clothes I'll flag you too, you fucking POS § 2013-10-31 11:35:22i hear birds chirping :) § kreptkrept2013-10-31 11:35:08Lunchtime rofo Halloween party! Post your skanky smashingbricks2013-10-31 11:34:21hot costumes girls, and lions since he doesn't care if I asked him anyway.put me in coach 2013-10-31 11:34:10I'm ready to play the gameIs that sirens I hear? essoteric_larry2013-10-31 11:34:06I'm a nightmare. Karma. It's all you hear. I take everything.violation of the tou, dumbfuck 2013-10-31 11:33:51no, I didn't miss the subject line; DID YOU MISS THE RULE VIOLATION IN THE TOU?Yeah. I like to suck on lips. § 2013-10-31 11:33:20when I take my glasses off 2013-10-31 11:32:59everyone is good looking the second I find them and put them back on EGADSshit. i jerked a lot in am. then find out my gf 2013-10-31 11:32:37is coming over later. fuck.o. my bad. i'll try back later. § FairCognac2013-10-31 11:32:24anal bleaching needed before i tongue it § -2013-10-31 11:31:37You just looking to argue or something? Hawaii IhateUKenny2013-10-31 11:31:16is a state. Puerto Rico isn't, and it's not inside the US. So I ASSUMED you would need to go through customs, all I said was well that's interesting when I found out you DIDN have to. So wtf? Shut up alreadysdowell, i'm newly single...luckily there was just -2013-10-31 11:31:15a groupon for a match.com subscription. woohoo unkhahah - funny as that's what I have now.. 2013-10-31 11:31:14in oppositeunkhow do you know -2013-10-31 11:31:11what I call my cock ? and no you can't.unkI spend a lot of time with my kids like a real § father_should_2013-10-31 11:31:00unkdang..I need a new flag then § 2013-10-31 11:30:29unkno...then I'd be 6'4. not hot § MissMounty2013-10-31 11:29:50unkmy bf has the bigger lips of the 2 of us 2013-10-31 11:29:43I like when he kisses my bottom lip, then my top lip. So hotunkwhat about us dads who go with them? -2013-10-31 11:28:53I only take reese cups and almond joys. give the kids the rest and those bags of candy get poured into one bag after 2 weeks and we still have half a bag left from last year. huh? dick head?unki have nipples. Can you milk me Greg? § youserveMe2013-10-31 11:28:24unki'm like people with a good heart § reallyyesiam2013-10-31 11:28:13unklol. I love you ♥ 2013-10-31 11:27:51I love your honesty.

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